Funny Love Quotes

Funny Love Quotes :

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. 

~ Woody Allen

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. 

~ Albert Einstein 

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

 ~ Melanie Clark

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. 

~ Anonymous

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. 

~ Cathy Carlyle

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. 

~ Cher

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. 

~ Joan Crawford

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

 ~ Lily Tomlin

Love is a grave mental disease. 

~ Plato

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

 ~ W. Somerset Maugham

Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else. 

~ George Bernard Shaw

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ~Erich Segal 

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

~ Oscar Wilde

Love is blind - marriage is the eye-opener. 

~ Pauline Thomason 

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

 ~ Brendan Francis

Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime. 

~ Floyd

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. 

~ Helen Rowland

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

 ~ Lucy Van Pelt 

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

 - Woodrow Wyatt

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. 

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. 

- Mae West

Love is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with the mind. 

- Bob Phillips

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely. 

~ Basta

There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.

 ~ John Kenneth Galbraith

A man in love is like a clipped coupon- it's time to cash in. 

~ Mae West

Definition of Love: A score of zero in tennis. 

~ Anonymous 

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. 

~ Ambrose Bierce

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.

 ~ Gracie Allen

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love. 

~ Charlie Brown